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#1 August-20-2011 1:52:am

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5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: (and others very funny things)

I thought this was cute. lol

Itsie Bitsie Farm wrote:

5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes, than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the witch's name.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble, and they will remember you, when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


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#2 August-20-2011 1:54:am

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Re: 5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: (and others very funny things)

Cute...

They sent my Census form back! AGAIN!!!
In response to the question: "Do you have any dependents?"
I replied:
20 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million lazy
bastards; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in
over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and
hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate.
Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.


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#3 August-31-2011 11:36:am

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Re: 5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: (and others very funny things)


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#4 September-1-2011 7:41:pm

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Re: 5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: (and others very funny things)

Foghorn Leghorn gets covered in cement (looney tunes) totally covered and starts to harden. little baby chicken hawk pulling wagon with Foghorn, " Just my luck I get a plymouth rock".


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#5 February-14-2012 5:17:pm

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Re: 5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: (and others very funny things)

Nice sharing and your 5 steps to leading a successful life are very strong and i admire these precious rules which can
make our lives better and i will try to follow these.

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#6 October-3-2014 7:26:pm

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Re: 5 RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: (and others very funny things)

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